“Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.“
Agnes Repplier

“A gentleman is any man who wouldn’t hit a woman with his hat on.”
Fred Allen

“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.”
Kin Hubbard

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Woody Allen

“This is like lipstick stains on your underwear, even though you want to, there is no way to explain it”
S.G. Fernandes

“If the fault is mine, I can put it in whoever I want”
Karla Catta Preta

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde

Learn from your parents’ mistakes. Use birth control.

Life is like a roller coaster. And I am about to throw up.

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
Ashleigh Brilliant