“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.”
- Abba Eban

“There is one thing on which men and women agree: neither of them trust in women.”
Henry Louis Mencken

“He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.”
- Victor Borge

“A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man.”
Mignon McLaughlin

“A gentleman is any man who wouldn’t hit a woman with his hat on.”
Fred Allen

“The man is never satisfied in a relationship. When he is single he wants to get married, when he gets married he wants to die”
Rafael Bastos