“An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.”
Edgar Wallace

“A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man.”
Mignon McLaughlin

“I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.”
Dudley Moore

“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
Woody Allen

Learn from your parents’ mistakes. Use birth control.

Chastity. The worst of all sexual perversions.